TMI Tuesday

I know, I’m a bit late. But just as Tuesday was wrapping up into Wednesday, I heard about this fun meme called TMI Tuesday! I’m all for spiffing up the days of the week, so I thought I’d hop on board. You can find more players of this week’s TMI Tuesday here.

This week’s questions:

1. Under what circumstances would you kiss a stranger?

It would have to be a situation in which M gave me permission. Be that a kinky scene, a game of truth-or-dare, or a trust exercise I don’t know. The stranger would also need to be someone I found at least modestly attractive, or I wouldn’t be willing to go there. Preferably someone without a bear (though my ex had one, so who knows?)

2. Who was the last person you sent a sexy or romantic text message to? What did the text say?

I’ll be honest, I don’t feel like writing them here. They’re mostly “I love you ” and “I want you here” to M.

3. What was the last sexy or romantic text message that you received and what did it say?

M said “goodnight my lovely goddess who shines brighter than the stars <3″ teehee.

4. What was the longest romantic relationship you’ve had (months, years)? And what was the shortest romantic relationship?

I think this might be my longest, or very close – it’s been 1 year, 10 months, and 29 days. My shortest romantic relationship was about a week.

5. If there was a cunnilingus contest, would you enter? Would you “eat” or be eaten?
If eating, would you bring along your choice of pussy to lick or use one of the clean delectable pussies provided?

I wouldn’t enter unless there was a massive prize or M somehow coerced me into it ^_~. I’m not a huge fan, personally. I’d definitely be eaten since I’ve never eaten anyone else in my life and wouldn’t know how (not to mention I don’t know if M would be up for lending me to someone else).

6. If we asked your partner/lover to describe you sexually in one word, what do you think that word would be?

“HA”. Or so he says. It took a while for him to think of something that “sounds not stupid”. Mmmhmm.