I really, really, really hate my pelvic bone. Items that enter my vagina — non-microscopic items, that is — have a strange and terrible journey to make. My body is an evil, sadistic bitch. It invites things into my vagina with soft lips, opening wide at a touch, beautiful to behold. But then, about an …
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Sexy Mama Kit by Good Vibes
Mother’s Day is coming up soon, and what better way to celebrate your “sexy mama”? This hot number features Good Vibes’ best selling Butterfly Kiss vibrator; its waterproof and provides superior stimulation inside and out. An Ignite Me Massage candle in French Vanilla provides a hint of scent, while the Devour Me Crème Brulee turns …
Look Mom, No Hands!
Lately at EF I’ve been following a thread in which a bunch of women are discussing how long it takes them to get off when masturbating with just their hand. And you know what? There are people who can’t. This basically blew my mind. Here I was, thinking I’m a total freak because I can’t …
Raffle: American Cancer Society and Relay for Life
Have you started planning yet for your next birthday? Chances are that it’s a day of celebration with friends and family. For more than 11 million people worldwide, their next birthday is nothing short of a miracle. This year, I decided to do what I can to make more birthdays for those struggling with cancer …
Good Vibrations
I love each and every company I’ve chosen to work with, but there’s nothing like having a good old brick-and-mortar sex shop a few blocks from home. I’ve been blessed to live in the bay area and be only a bus ride away from Good Vibrations; it’s one reason I was excited to turn 21 …
